You have a Twitter crush

When you are on Twitter, you constantly hear the term Twitter crush being thrown around. You hear....or shall I say read people swooning over their Twitter crush, in most cases not telling anyone who their crush is. Pretty basic, right?

So, I'll start my 'lesson' on Twitter crushes by explaining the two terms separately.

Twitter is the place where you talk to yourself hoping that someone will listen to what you just said. You throw around your jokes, witticisms, quotes, thoughts etc and wait for people to respond.....or die waiting. Umm..yeah. You gain a certain number of followers who are the people who choose to listen while you blabber and you follow people who you think you'll like to listen to. You DM people you want to sleep with...Loljk..thats optional. I could write more, but leave it at this.

Now, a crush is where you take something fragile and put pressure on it, probably break it.
Oh sorry. Wrong crush. Hmm... A crush is a person that you like but are afraid to tell, or don't like enough to start something serious with. You can basically like anything about them from their sadism to their kindness, wit to their beauty....basically anything. They can be of the same or opposite gender. And contrary to popular belief, a crush is not just someone that you want to fuck. You may admire that certain person, their beliefs or anything. In simple words someone that you are attracted to.

So, combining Twitter and crush, we get something called the Twitter crush. P.s. It is not a Twitter crush if you sit on a tweeple I.e. Person in Twitter lingo.

A Twitter crush is basically a person whose tweets, or sometimes DP you totally adore. Its a person whose account you check everyday for updates, whose tweets being RTd makes you smile, being mentioned by whom lights up your face, being RTd or starred by whom makes you proud... People tend to have crushes on twelebs, which is twitter celebrities because they are out of reach, just as in real life,we yearn for we can't get. But there is no limit to Twitter crushes. You can have one or a hundred, if you can remember all of them.

You can talk to your crush or calmly stalk their profiles. Probably people like this concept because the chances of meeting tweeples in real life are really low, though people exchange WhatsApp numbers before,anything nowadays.

All I can say is that enjoy your Twitter crushes. Who knows you may get your true love and write a book about it... Don't make me read that though, ok? Yeah, so the basic point is, like your real life crushes, enjoy your Twitter crushes too. Because a heart that doesn't crush is....I can't think of anything witty to say and I can't say anything much as I personally have no twitter crush as of now.

So that's pretty much it. Okbie.